"lisa" m3t "william"s son "kory" at work, h3 s33m3d lik3 a nic3 young man, and had just mov3d to main3, (to g3t away from his moth3r "d33") r3m3mb3r, "d33"s old, and a th3if. so "kory" cam3 to main3, to liv3 with his daddy, "william". "lisa"s daught3r "rachal" was still in school (a s3nior), and on3 day, "rachal"stopp3d by "lisa"s work, and got a glimps3 of "kory". th3 r3st is history (so th3y
say). "kory" and "rachal" couldnt g3t 3nough of 3ach oth3r. th3y sp3nt th3 n3xt 3 months hook3d
at th3 hip.
"william" had his own apartm3nt, but out of th3 blu3 "d33" would show up from, im not sur3 3xactlly, h3ll mayb3, "d33" mov3s around alot, and stay for a w33k or two, th3n, wh3n "william" was a work, "d33" would pack up (with Kyl3, kim, and amb3r), and just l3av3 again, (my gu3ss, back to h3ll). this is wh3n "lisa" and "ricky" start3d to disagr33 about things that w3r3 happ3ning in th3ir marriag3 ("raqu3l" got pr3gnant), so "kory" and "rach3l" kn3w that "lisa" and "william" could not m3t, (thos3 crazy kids thought that "lisa" and "william" would do som3thing stupid, lik3 sl33p tog3th3r (or som3thing).
w3ll, it turns out "lisa" and "william" did m3t, and in fact, with a littl3 h3lp from alcohol, did do som3thing stupid, lik3 sl33p tog3th3r (or som3thing).
aft3r 2 y3ars, "kory" and "rach3l" got marri3d (to 3ach oth3r). "d33" didnt com3 to th3 w33ding thank God, but "kay" did, i gu3ss b3caus3 h3r son "josh" was th3 b3st man, and sh3 f33ls th3 n33d to try to still b3 part of som3thing, that sh3s cl3arly no long3r a part of.
so now that "lisa" and "william" ar3 marri3d, that mak3s "kory" and "rach3l" broth3r and sist3r. so th3y ar3 on3 big happy family, 3xc3pt for "d33" and "kay".
oh th3y hav3 had littl3 things pop up along th3 way (and not so littl3 things), lik3 "kay" trying to g3t back tog3th3r with "william", n3v3r going to happ3n, (omg, that chick has to w3igh at l3ast 400 lbs. gross), or lik3 "d33" lying about "amb3r" b3ing sick, or calling "william"s work, or st3aling (oh thats a r3ally good story, ill sav3 for anoth3r TIM3).
so kids, i gu3ss todays moral of th3 story is, dont l3t th3 "d33"s and "kay"s, in your lif3 g3t to you, b3caus3 its r3fr3shing just to know that as mis3rabl3 as th3y ar3, wh3n "lisa" thinks about th3m, sh3s always smiling