"l3st3r up clos3 and p3rsonal"

wow, i dont f33l v3ry good today......littl3 to much of a good thing last night........s3lf indus3d yukki3s........

dont g3t m3 wrong.........im 3xtr3m3ly grat3ful, that dian3, and paul ar3 out of my lif3......but damn, it do3snt giv3 m3 alot to writ3 about.

sooo............what to talk about?........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........l3ts s33,... w3ll, th3r3s always my husband, or my kids, or my family...... but i got nothing on th3m (right now) h3h3h3

i gu3ss that l3av3s M3!!!!! yay......i was ALWAYS my favorit3 subj3ct to talk about. :)

sinc3 you ar3 not h3r3 to ask m3 ALL th3 good qu3stions.........i will hav3 to try and figur3 out just what it is, that you WANT to know. first off, y3s i lov3 s3x........i talk about it all th3 tim3, and do it as oft3n as your av3rag3 horn3y t33nag3r. i hav3 b33n this way sinc3 as far back as i can r3m3mb3r...........and Y3S, it got m3 in troubl3 many many tim3s....... my third husband said "th3r3s got to b3 som3thing wrong with you!!! nobody is THAT horn3y THAT oft3n". im not sur3 if th3r3s som3thing wrong with m3 or not, mayb3 th3r3s som3thing wrong with th3 p3opl3 who dont want s3x 24/7......... thats pr3tty doubtful........ but mayb3.

s3condly, i lik3 to drink (and im r3ally good at it) i hav3 b33n on th3 wagon a f3w tim3s, i r3ally didnt mind it up th3r3, m33t som3 nic3 p3opl3, but th3n i would g3t to missin all th3 p33ps down on th3 groud..........so i would jump off, just to hang out for th3 w33k 3nd. th3n com3 monday, right back up th3r3 with th3 nic3 p3opl3...........what do3s that say for m3?.......w3ll....... i gu3ss it says "nic3 p3opl3 ar3 gr3at, monday thru thursday.............BUT p33ps ar3 aw3som3 firday thru sunday".

thirdly, i smok3 (just ciggs.) alot, 2 packs a day, mor3 if im drinking. i hav3 tri3d g3tting up on that wagon, but damn, th3m non-smok3rs hav3 got that wagon way up off th3 ground, but 3v3ry onc3 in a whil3, i will giv3 it a shot. i will k33p you post3d on th3 out com3 (dont 3xp3ct to much)

fourthly, i just ador3 my s3lf........no jok3,........ all though som3 p3opl3 s33 humor in this. i lov3 to look in th3 mirror, and pictur3s, 3v3n a window or toast3r.......th3r3s som3thing about th3 way i look, that r3ally do3s it for m3... :), always has, and h3r3s to hoping it always do3s. so if any of you p3opl3 out th3r3 know boobi3, now you know wh3r3 sh3 got it from :)

fifthly, i sw3ar (lik3 a sailor) 3sp3cially if you piss m3 off.......... i try not to do this in front off kids, or churchy p3opl3.............but, i am L3ST3R............ so that is also a work in progr3ss.

w3ll, th3r3 you go "l3st3r up clos3 and p3rsonal" .............hop3 that h3lpp3d som3 of you to g3t to no m3 b3tt3r. hop3 it didnt scar3 too many of you off........