Dear idiot, even thought you think i NEED lies to survive.... i DONT, morone........i put up with your lies( day after neverending day) because ....... well, i really dont know why.......but im telling you, and your lying offspring........... im done with this shit...... its stupid........ all you had to say was.............. well for starters, the truth would have been awesome........... but even"hun, its gonna be a couple of hours before i call you"....not lyin sack of shit that comes out of your mouth "i'll call you in an hour" REALLY??? thats just dumb.............my GOD, your parents MUST be SO SO SO proud..... love, lester

i n3v3r lov3d my rock... b3for3 today

AGAIN woman, my GOD, all you ar3 is whin3 whin3 whin3, blah blah blah....i think i sp3ak for most of us...... SHUT TH3 F UP.......... all you do is complain, boo hoo your kids, boohoo, your p3ts, boohoo, your f-ing lif3, W3LL..w3lcom3 to 3arth and lif3 and r3ality..........you dumb ass LIF3
SUCKS, IF ALL YOU DO IS INHAL3.......... try br3athing out for onc3 you moron3....

you ar3 tru3ly th3 first p3rson that i hav3 m33t (w/ your 3ducation) and your ag3......... that is dumb3r th3n that f-ing rock in my front yard.....

wow......its b33n awil3,right.....w3ll now i m gonna talk about p3opl3 who ALWAYS s33 th3 down sid3 of lif3.

if you hav3 b33n divorc3d onc3...........wow, that sucks............try b3ing m3........iv3 don3 it thr33



tim3s......you got nothing on m3

do you hav3 a sick dog?........w3ll i hav3 had on3 g3t run ov3r

do you hav3 a sick kid?........... min3s had 3ar inf3ctions sinc3 sh3 was born

do you hav3 l3ftov3rs g3tting moldy in th3 fridg3? m3 too

ok

w3 g3t it lif3 sucks..............if you chos3 to look at it that way

or

and not you, caus3 you s33 th3 glass half 3mpty

but for us norms, w3 s33 it half full

our dog might b3 sick, but w3 could say.............sh3 f3tch3s a nic3 bon3

our kid might b3 sick, but w3 could say............. sh3s g3tting b3tt3r"

ok my point............pl3as3 shut th3 H3ll up.......w3 and i m3an m3...hav3 had 3nough

"l3st3r up clos3 and p3rsonal"

wow, i dont f33l v3ry good today......littl3 to much of a good thing last night........s3lf indus3d yukki3s........

dont g3t m3 wrong.........im 3xtr3m3ly grat3ful, that dian3, and paul ar3 out of my lif3......but damn, it do3snt giv3 m3 alot to writ3 about.

sooo............what to talk about?........hmmmmmmmmmmmmm........l3ts s33,... w3ll, th3r3s always my husband, or my kids, or my family...... but i got nothing on th3m (right now) h3h3h3

i gu3ss that l3av3s M3!!!!! yay......i was ALWAYS my favorit3 subj3ct to talk about. :)

sinc3 you ar3 not h3r3 to ask m3 ALL th3 good qu3stions.........i will hav3 to try and figur3 out just what it is, that you WANT to know. first off, y3s i lov3 s3x........i talk about it all th3 tim3, and do it as oft3n as your av3rag3 horn3y t33nag3r. i hav3 b33n this way sinc3 as far back as i can r3m3mb3r...........and Y3S, it got m3 in troubl3 many many tim3s....... my third husband said "th3r3s got to b3 som3thing wrong with you!!! nobody is THAT horn3y THAT oft3n". im not sur3 if th3r3s som3thing wrong with m3 or not, mayb3 th3r3s som3thing wrong with th3 p3opl3 who dont want s3x 24/7......... thats pr3tty doubtful........ but mayb3.

s3condly, i lik3 to drink (and im r3ally good at it) i hav3 b33n on th3 wagon a f3w tim3s, i r3ally didnt mind it up th3r3, m33t som3 nic3 p3opl3, but th3n i would g3t to missin all th3 p33ps down on th3 groud..........so i would jump off, just to hang out for th3 w33k 3nd. th3n com3 monday, right back up th3r3 with th3 nic3 p3opl3...........what do3s that say for m3?.......w3ll....... i gu3ss it says "nic3 p3opl3 ar3 gr3at, monday thru thursday.............BUT p33ps ar3 aw3som3 firday thru sunday".

thirdly, i smok3 (just ciggs.) alot, 2 packs a day, mor3 if im drinking. i hav3 tri3d g3tting up on that wagon, but damn, th3m non-smok3rs hav3 got that wagon way up off th3 ground, but 3v3ry onc3 in a whil3, i will giv3 it a shot. i will k33p you post3d on th3 out com3 (dont 3xp3ct to much)

fourthly, i just ador3 my s3lf........no jok3,........ all though som3 p3opl3 s33 humor in this. i lov3 to look in th3 mirror, and pictur3s, 3v3n a window or toast3r.......th3r3s som3thing about th3 way i look, that r3ally do3s it for m3... :), always has, and h3r3s to hoping it always do3s. so if any of you p3opl3 out th3r3 know boobi3, now you know wh3r3 sh3 got it from :)

fifthly, i sw3ar (lik3 a sailor) 3sp3cially if you piss m3 off.......... i try not to do this in front off kids, or churchy p3opl3.............but, i am L3ST3R............ so that is also a work in progr3ss.

w3ll, th3r3 you go "l3st3r up clos3 and p3rsonal" .............hop3 that h3lpp3d som3 of you to g3t to no m3 b3tt3r. hop3 it didnt scar3 too many of you off........

th3saurus

h3ll-o, th3 last coupl3 of days som3 things hav3 happ3n3d............. som3 R3ALLY GOOD, and som3 not at all to my liking.

non3 of whats happ3n3d has anything to do with dian3 (thankfully sh3s quit3ly dropp3d of th3 plan3t)

th3 R3ALLY GOOD stuff i cant talk about..............y3t (mayb3 down th3 road a ways)

th3 not to my liking stuff i wont talk about..............y3t, (sam3 as abov3)

SOOOOOOO, i know what your thinking............why 3v3n say anything? right? i dont know, mayb3 caus3 i want to t3ll you, i just dont think i dar3 to........anyway, w3 w3nt to church last Sunday, i know, right, but w3 did. th3n on th3 way hom3 w3 stopp3d and got a 12 pack........ baby st3ps i gu3ss. if w3 can b3hav3 ours3lv3s on this holiday w33k-3nd, w3 will b3 going back this Sunday. y3s, w3 probably will stop off at th3 stor3 again.

ok........THAT HAD TO B3 TH3 MOST BORING BLOG THAT I 3V3R R3AD BACK TO MYS3LF

you guys dont com3 h3r3 for that crap............

r3c3ntlly som3on3 told m3 a story about twosums (sp). i gu3ss my qu3stion is WHY?? not why to th3 story, but why to th3 stupid us3 of th3 word. th3 p3rson that wrot3 this mayb3 do3snt know that ov3r half th3 population do3s this? is s3x a dirty word in th3r3 hous3? but twosum is 3xc3ptabl3, i cant pictur3 mys3lf (until right now) saying "h3y walt, wanna go hav3 a twosum" i am not 3v3n sur3 what his answ3r would b3 (ok, i know what his answ3r would b3) BUT, what would h3 b3 thinking? som3thing along th3 lin3s of "is sh3 drinking alr3ady?" or "has sh3 b33n watching porn without m3...AGAIN", or "WOW i wond3r if sh3 m3nt to say thr33sum?"

mayb3 th3 p3rson that wrot3 this, just got a brand n3w th3saurus and thought it sound3d b3tt3r th3n s3x? w3ll, i think using twosum inst3ad of s3x is a half-witt3d, r3tart3d, idiotic, imb3cilic, and STUPID (that was m3 using a th3saurus)

not r3ally a point to any thing i just wrot3............but, at l3ast now i am horny :)

f33l fr33 to comm3nt

w3ll, h3r3 i am again!!!! i r3ally dont 3v3n no wh3r3 to start (i no you ar3 all thinking th3 b3gining would b3 a good plac3), but this chapt3r of my lif3 is WAY to long for that....... so im going to start at th3 3nd.
if you hav3 b33n r3ading my blogs (which of coars3 you hav3, or you wouldnt b3 h3r3), th3n i n33d to t3ll you som3thing that you alr3ady know.......... "lisa" is M3, i know, right, big shock3r.....i am sur3 that this is quit3 alot for you to tak3 in ALL at onc3, but its tru3.
obviously using (" ")s has mad3 som3 p3opl3 ups3t (i can only assum3 that th3y n33d th3ir 15 mins. of fam3)......
i will stand b3hind what i hav3 writt3n......dian3 formally known as "d33" has b33n nothing but a pain in my ass sinc3 day 1, and until i d3cid3 3xactly how to handl3 h3r, im sur3 sh3 will continu3 to b3
i will also stand b3hind what i hav3 said about paul formally known as "phil", h3 has brought nothing good into my daught3rs (r3b3cca and r3n33') formally known as "rach3al" and "raqu3l"s lif3, h3 is th3 poor3st 3xampl3 of mankind that i can think of.
i gu3ss this will mak3 things 3asi3r......for ALL of us, knowing 3xactlly who is who, but and i n33d to mak3 this p3rf3ctlly cl3ar.......... THIS IS, AND WILL ALWAYS B3 MY BLOG........so for ALL you snot nos3 pi3c3 of shit, th3iving, lying, low lif3,scum suck3rs, if you dont lik3 my blog.......... STOP R3ADING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
but th3 r3st of you normals can continu3 to 3njoy my thoughts, and f33l fr33 to comm3nt.. :)

w3llllllllllll, w3 all had a w33k off!! how was it for you guys? m3 and "lisa"? it was......... un3v3ntful. but as w3 ALL know, ALL good things MUST com3 to an 3nd. (thanks "d33")
"lisa" was at hom3, minding h3r own busin3ss.........wh3n who do you suppos3 calls (in th3 middl3 of th3 day, a TU3SDAY). you gu3ss3d it "d33". this old hag of a thing "d33", d3cid3ds to start shit with "lisa", can you b3li3v3 it? i m3an, "lisa", of ALL p3opl3!! (haha)
"d33" starts th3 phon3 call with-'im not starting anything BUT'....... "lisa" didnt say anything to "d33", sh3 just list3n3d. wh3n "d33" was finish3d y3lling about birthdays and stamps and som3 disgusting boil that "d33" found on h3r backsid3, sh3 hung up! yup "d33" hung up on "lisa", w3ll, "lisa" didnt appriciat3 this at all!! so, "lisa" calls "d33", gu3ss what- straight to machin3!! surpris3 surpris3 surpris3..
so th3n "lisa" d3cid3s to call m3, THANK GOD, i hav3 b33n soooooooo bor3d, you know, with 3v3rybody g3tting along, it kind of f3lt lik3 my birthday!!
so "lisa" fills m3 in on all of "d33"s pill popping, b33r drinking, pants p33ing, ways. i just list3n3d to all that "lisa" was t3lling m3.. AND WOW.. th3 thing call3d "d33", sh3 is soo much nasti3r th3n i 3v3n 3xp3ct3d, i m3an r3ally gross!! i found out that "d33" do3snt bath 3V3R, just tak3s whor3s baths (thats a washcloth to th3 t and a) for all you young p3opl3 out th3r3, 3xc3pt for "josaphin3" who knows 3xactly what a whor3s bath is. i also found out that sh3 do3snt stop at just family, wh3n it com3s to st33ling, oh nooooooo, sh3 st33ls from h3r n3ighbors, "d33" 3v3n took a wall3t out of an old ladi3s purs3 at th3 sup3r mark3t. im not r3ally sur3 what "d33" consid3rs old......i m3an "d33" hit 70 a whil3 back. i also h3ard that sh3 has way mor3 th3n 1 boil on h3r ass, from th3 stori3s i h3ar, its lik3 20, all bigg3r th3n half dollars!! my gu3ss is th3y com3 from not bathing, and sitting in you own filth-yuk
i do f3ll bad for "lisa", i m3an sh3 had just start3d talking nic3ly to "william"s kids. but all that asid3, i do lik3 wh3n "d33" cant k33p h3r wrinkl3d up old mouth shut.. :0) it mak3s m3 happy.
so to all you "d33"s out th3r3.......i say, k33p th3 shit going.......its all you hav3 l3ft, so who ar3 w3 to ask you to stop?
i hav3 absolut3ly nothing against anyon3 who is clos3r to 100 th3n 50, and sm3lls lik3 shit, and st33ls just caus3, and has half dollar siz3 mountains growing on h3r ass, just pl3as3 stay th3 h3ll away from m3.......